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Sneeze, cough into your hand. Examine it. Find anything interesting? Wrap your hand around the crossbar. Five minutes later, you have moved to the other side of the car. Sneeze some more. At least you covered your mouth. Well, your hand must look dry cuz you just put it back on another handhold. Yeah, I saw you Mr. black-Harley-Davidson-windbreaker on the F train yesterday. Yuck.

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